I explained that I had found a way to test myself for coronavirus: Loss of taste is one of the first signs of infection, so I bought a 5 pound tub of jelly beans with 49 flavors. I eat several handfuls daily, one bean at a time. If I recognize each of the different flavors, I figure that I’m safe.
The dead silence on the line convinced me it was time to book a Zoom therapy session.
~ Michael J. Stern, "Coronavirus: I was in the stay-at-home-until-it's-safe camp. But I just can't take it anymore," USA Today, May 26, 2020

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