I feel really sorry for Elin [Nordegren Woods]. I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of ... I really feel sorry for Elin, since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him. We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron.
It's a private thing, of course. But when you are the guy he is, the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff. . . And maybe not just do it, like Nike says.
~ Jesper Parnevik, professional golfer, "Jesper Parnevik on Tiger Woods transgressions," Golf Channel, December 3, 2009