I find it very sad that as friends we can be so divided over this thing we call "politics." For some unknown reason, we have this system called government that collects $3.8 trillion every year, brings it to Washington, DC, and hands it out to various people and groups. Every 4 years the Blue Team and Red Team send one of their best fighters to a death match, winner take all. The team that wins gets to write the checks. If martians landed they'd think we were all nuts.
~ Kevin Duffy (one night after Donald Trump's 2016 election victory)